Category Archives: humor

“Take no chances that you don’t have to”.

Kitty the cat,” Officers, I swear I did not steal milk, let me go?” Police Officers to Kitty the cat,”To prove you’re telling the truth you have to take the breathalyzer test (for milk). We take no chances that we don’t have … Continue reading

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“I Take No Guff From Nobody specially bullies like you”

Small dog Pappy to big dog Wolfy, “Don’t you ever call me a bite size. When it comes to principles, I stand my ground. Size of the opponent has no meaning. A bully is a bully and I know how … Continue reading

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